<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
    <head>
        <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"/>
        <title>jQuery</title>
    </head>
    <body>
        <script src="jquery-2.0.3.js" type="text/javascript"></script>
        <p id="Shit">
           Testing shit!
        </p>
        <p>
            Testing another shit
        </p>
        <script>
        
        $(document).ready(
        function(){
            var v=$("#Shit").text();
            alert(v);
        }
        )            
        $(function(){
            $("p").click(function(){
               $(this).text("change");
            });
        })
        </script>
    </body>
</html>